Thursday, December 12, 2013

SCANDAL RECAP OF SEASON FINALE PART II:h A DOOR MARKED EXIT

Well, this is it. The mind-blowing season finale.

Sally says her husband Daniel unleashed a snake into their garden. She knew his ass was gay back in college when they met. Saying he was pretty and stupid. That's usually what men say about women.

Sally to Daniel, "I can't wait for you to meet your maker." On her way to snapping. Right before plunging that letter opener into his back. He thought he was going to tell the Sally Langston story, but the devil came in.

Cyrus and all of those flashbacks. I've never seen him so vulnerable, throwing up and everything. He got back to his old self quick, though. Calling in the new cleaners, Quinn and Charlie. I'm glad they cleaned up Sally's face, walking around like a zombie. Cyrus played it off, hugging Sally. But when the doctor tried to look too close at Daniel's body, Sally's ambition burst through her inertia.

Quinn was still at B613 with a tracking chip where her tooth used to be. Ooouch, and she came so close to killing Eli/Rowan. What was up with the toilet cam? Later it looked like she was thinking about killing Charlie. But she just wanted to escape. Going to see Huck.  Huck is no longer her friend so she has no where else to go but back to B613 and Charlie. That's kind of sad. Liv is the only thing keeping Huck from killing her. He is so mad at her for betraying Liv.

Eli was getting a taste of his own medicine down in the basement of the Pentagon. Fitz holding it down. Having a staring match. Fitz had some questions. I just want to know who is above the presidents pay grade? Oh, it's Eli/Rowan.

And here comes Mellie all excited because it looks like her plan is coming together with Daniel dead. I was surprised Cyrus told her the truth. Of course she ran with it. Straight to Sally to rub her face in it. You're a part of our family now. Yeah a big old dysfunctional family.

Mellie's in her element, faking the funk for the public. She's the queen of ambition. She doesn't care whose body she has to step over. Keeping her fantasy alive. Mellie was right about Sally snapping.

Oh, and back to Eli/Rowan and Fitz in the basement. I hollered when Fitz told Eli/Rowan, "I'm screwing her, you know. Every chance I get." Of course Eli/Rowan already knew. He knows everything. He was unmoved, as a matter of fact, he said, "You disappoint me as a suitor for my daughter's hand." Damn, he's hard.

After Eli/Rowan read Fitz some more, calling him all kinds of "boy"s, he told him that Liv was "just a door marked exit". An escape from under Fitz Sr.'s thumb.

I thought Cyrus and James were going to break up, but James is learning fast.  Just because Cyrus "bought that little girl" for him, he's not going to go back to being all lovey dovey. Instead of leaving Cyrus, he negotiated himself a new position as White House press secretary. I'm sure he will have to pay a price for this new job. I thought he might turn up dead, going to that DA guy with the story about Sally killing Daniel. Who is going to believe him?

Jake professed his love for Liv and passionately kissed her good bye (and she kissed him back) only to turn up as the new head of B613 handing Eli/Rowan his walking papers. We all know Eli/Rowan is not going away quietly.  I liked that Stevie Wonder music, though.

Momma Pope/Maya/Marie, turned out like many suspected, to be a serious spy. A real femme fatale. I don't think she ever expected to have a normal family life. She's killed everyone on the plane Liv put her on, and in a bad ass coat (when did she find time to shop?) turns out she's still in DC! Whaatt? It ain't over yet!

Yep, the Devil is all up in this bitch!


See you February 27th.




2 comments:

  1. awesome blog and what about in the end when David did hear that Sally killed her husband. The new crazy next season can't wait!

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  2. Thanks Benja. Yeah, too many people know that Sally killed her husband! Cyrus and Mellie will be using this for years. Feb 27th, it's on!

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