Thursday, March 27, 2014

Mama Said Knock You Out

This is one jacked up family reunion. The kids, Jerry and Karen are about to be handled by Liv. I don't trust that Jerry. No telling what he's Tweeting.

Poor Mellie and Fitz, don't know how to be around their own kids. Awkward.

Is that how they're going to speak in the big important interview? In monosyllables?

Liv needs to listen to Huck about trying to take down B613. That's a suicide mission. Charlie is getting jealous of Quinn. Charlie, don't even try to kill Huck. There will be signs of a struggle.

What are Quinn and Charlie doing with Demetry in the trunk?

The strategically placed lamp in the Oval Office in front of Liv's baby bump. Hurry and have that baby, girl.

Ooooooo, Mellie and Andrew! All manner of sexual foolishness going on in the White House.

Who can argue with Andrew about glass houses, when Liv tells him to stay away from Mellie?

"Stop digging", Rowan says to Liv. That mf knows everything about her looking into B613. "Don't play this game anymore." He's not going to tell her whose funding B613.

Daughter Karen asks "Why are you still with him?" Talking about Fitz. "Nobody is perfect." Mellie's a cheater, too, now, so she knows no one's perfect.

That's Mama Pope's Demetry Balanko in the trunk.

Charlie and Quinn chatting during Demetry's torture session. Quinn's going to let it slip that Huck kissed her. She can't hold water.

I knew Jerry's ass was tweeting shit. Anti Fitz. I'd like to grab him in the collar. I know he's mad about being sent away, but damn. You're the first kid, there's so many more interesting things to do for fun.

MELLIE! Girl you've got to get some control over your scandalous affairs. The child has seen you. "You were on your knees with Uncle Andrew!", Karen screams. It's going to be hard to come back from that one. Everyone is going to know about this now.

Mama Pope's girl wants immunity. Mama Pope is going to whack her. That's the only way that can end. (Well I was wrong about this one.)

"I am Command. I'm not your bitch." Alright Jake talking to Fitz. Some thangs have changed with their relationship!

Cyrus tried to clock Jake. Who can blame him? Dayum. Had to call security on him. "I'm sorry for your loss." Jake says to Cyrus. Whoa, Jake is ice cold blooded.

James had to go. He was trying to bring down the whole house of cards.

"Olivia, how are you?", says Maya Pope. She's more scary than Rowan. I didn't think that was possible. She told Liv, "You're nothing but the help." "I'm going to stay out of your business just as long as you stay out of mine."

Harrison, don't hit that girl! He should have hit her.

"She's doing it with Uncle Andrew, Dad!"  Uh oh, Karen has spilled the beans. I know they wish they'd left those bad ass kids in boarding school.

Liv quit running with your pregnant self.

Fitz cold cocked Andrew! Isn't that the way with cheaters? They still get jealous of the wife they're cheating on.

Agent Perkins. That's Quinn's official name.

Huck wants to talk to Jake. Let Quinn go. Fuck her!

Ummm Huck....what are you doing with Quinn? You letting her play you like that?

Me and Mrs. Jones playing in the background with Harrison and that girl whose name I don't know.  Harrison got played, too.  She stuck that needle in his neck.

Jake says to Rowan, "Stay out of my business!" Rowan says to Jake "You're here trying to feel less alone in the world. Guess what, YOU'RE ALONE.  We are not equals. YOU ARE A-LONE!" Jake says "Thanks for reminding me when I decide to kill you I need to do it all by myself."

Andrew with a shiner. He's out of here. Like right now!

Fitz asks Mellie, "How long have you been screwing Andrew?" "You ruined our marriage." Is she going to tell him about the rape?  She was about to tell him, before Liv barged in.

Liv to Cyrus, "Please tell me we're not the help." Yep, Maya is right on this one. If it makes you feel better, say your doing it for your country.

Charlie just moved into Quinn's apartment. He didn't ask, he just moved in. Let's see how this works out.

Harrison needs help. That bitch. Stole all of Liv's info.

Jake knows about the theft and he is going to be a hero blocking Maya and Ivan's terrorist attack.

Cyrus playing with his little girl. There was a little black girl in Grey's Anatomy, too. Little black girls are so trendy.

The whole family is now ready to play the game for the interview. This has been a hell of a day for them.  Oh, look there's the little baby. I thought there was a little baby. We don't see the baby ever, is he in baby boarding school?

Rowan tells Liv that B613 is funded by all of the governments' departments. He tells her because "We're family and family sticks together." Whoa, Rowan, is trying to become human.

See you next week.

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